New Orleans is more than a city—it’s a rhythm, a flavor, a language, and a lifestyle. But don’t let the laid-back vibes fool you—there’s a code, and it’s not written in any travel guide. These are the things every real New Orleanian just knows. Break one, and we’ll clock you as a tourist faster than you can say “parade traffic.
1. Don’t Say “N’Awlins”—Ever
We know you mean well, but no local has ever said “N’Awlins” unironically. Want to blend in? Just say “New Or-lins” or “New Or-lee-ans” depending on your neighborhood allegiance.
2. Know When to Catch the Beat
If you clap on the 1 and 3 instead of the 2 and 4 at a brass band show, it’s like trying to dance in flip-flops on Bourbon—painful for everyone. Respect the rhythm.
3. Never Block the Neutral Ground During Carnival
The neutral ground is sacred territory during Mardi Gras. Blocking it with chairs, ladders, or tents is an act of war. You’ve been warned.
4. If You Hear Music, You Dance
It doesn’t matter where you are—a gas station, the middle of the street, or the grocery store parking lot. When the second line starts, your feet better move.
5. Don’t Talk Trash About Red Beans If You’ve Never Made Them
Unless you’ve soaked your beans, simmered them low and slow, and perfected the holy trinity—keep your culinary critiques to yourself.
6. Always Wave at the Streetcar Driver
It’s not a rule, it’s just manners. That little wave is a small nod of humanity in a city that’s all heart.
7. Don’t Try to Skip the Line at a Po’ Boy Shop
The person behind the counter already knows who’s next. Cutting is not just rude—it’s a betrayal of the unspoken sandwich covenant.
8. Pronounce the Street Names Right or Don’t Say Them
It’s Tchoupitoulas (CHOP-a-too-lis), Calliope (CAL-ee-ope), and Burgundy (Bur-GUN-dee). If you’re unsure, just say “that street by the gas station with the daiquiri window.”
9. Never Show Up Empty-Handed
If you’re invited somewhere—especially if food is involved—bring something. It doesn’t matter if it’s a six-pack, a king cake, or your cousin’s potato salad. Show up with love (and snacks).
10. Say Yes to the Plate, Even If You’re Full
Refusing food is like cursing someone’s grandma. Take the plate. Wrap it up for later. Show some respect.
New Orleans has its own rules because it has its own soul. We may not always say it out loud, but we feel it. So whether you’re a born-and-raised Yat or just fell in love with the Crescent City, remember: when in doubt, pass a good time—and don’t clap on the wrong beat.
