New Orleans isn’t just a city—it’s a state of mind. Whether you were born here or got here as fast as you could, there are some things that make a true local stand out. So if you haven’t done all seven of these… we’re not saying you have to turn in your NOLA card, but maybe hold off on calling yourself a local just yet.
1. Eaten Snowballs Until You Got Brain Freeze
And not just any snowball—we’re talking about that perfect mix of soft, fluffy ice with condensed milk on top from a neighborhood stand that probably doesn’t have a website but always has a line.
2. Given Directions Using Landmarks, Not Street Names
“Go past the Winn-Dixie that used to be a K&B, then take a left where the Popeyes burned down.” If this makes perfect sense to you, welcome home.
3. Caught Beads from a Balcony—Then Immediately Dropped Them
It’s a rite of passage. You work the crowd, catch the beads, and just when you’re feeling victorious… they slip through your fingers and fall to the street below. Happens to the best of us.
4. Said “I’m Just Going for One Drink” and Ended Up on Frenchmen at 3AM
You had every intention of being responsible. But one Sazerac turned into dancing at The Spotted Cat, and now your Uber history looks like a jazz funeral route.
5. Argued Over Where to Get the Best Po’ Boy—Loudly
Parkway? Domilise’s? Crabby Jack’s? If you’ve never felt personally attacked during a po’ boy debate, are you even from here?
6. Had Your Car Flood While It Was Still Sunny Out
It wasn’t even raining on your block, but the water rose faster than you could say “neutral ground.” Bonus points if you’ve parked on the median and called it “elevated flood protection.”
7. Danced to a Brass Band on the Street Without Knowing Whose Party It Was
You didn’t need an invite. The music called, your feet answered. That’s just how we do it.
So, how many did you check off?
If it’s all seven—congrats, you bleed beignets and bounce beats. If not, there’s still time to earn your stripes (and your beads).
Tag a friend who needs to see this. Let’s see who’s really from the Crescent City.
