Tucked into the GOP’s proposed Big Bill for next year’s spending is a new interdepartmental initiative backed by Speaker of the House Mike Johnson(R-LA) that could potentially save billions over the next few years. Details are still coming out, but sources say the new “Purify America” program will offer a combination of housing vouchers, food stamps, and other stipends to certain citizens 25 and under who volunteer for fertility limiting treatment.
“We are going to offer unprecedented help and support to minorities who Democrats have been paying lip service to for decades,” said Speaker Johnson.“ And we’re finally going to honor the genetic legacy of the ethnic Americans who founded this country.” Proposed to be located within the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Division of Genetic Enhancement will offer entitlements for “minority population adjustment.”
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Scott Turner, confirmed that a key component of the Purify America initiative will be ”… to provide housing to those who deserve it and are willing to work for it.” Recent spending cuts to HUD have alarmed analysts saying it would harm typically marginalized communities. “This should satisfy the complainers,” Turner reported.
A statement released today by The Department of Agriculture confirms their collaboration with the CDC, saying “…those who enroll in the genetic enhancement study will receive food stamp benefits.” USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins added that “…encouraging individual responsibility to promote social hygiene supports the long term goals of President Trump and of the Department of Agriculture.”
While no updates have been posted to the CDC website, sources tell APWire that the Purify America initiative would only require minimally invasive, non-reversible, fertility limiting procedures fully paid for by the CDC’s Department of Genetic Enhancement(CDC-DOGE). Sources say this would include medical monitoring and support for both men and women of color who volunteer. Dr Frank Galton, a geneticist at Liberty University, praised the program saying, “It’s about time we looked at improving hereditary traits to make America the kind of place it used to be.”
Frank Bisignano, head of the Social Security Administration, reported that the CDC-DOGE program may “…save billions and ensure social security solvency for generations to come.” The SSA will reportedly offer a monthly stipend to African american, Hispanic, and other non-white females aged 16 to 25 to volunteer for Purify America. “It’s an investment in hereditary health for Americans,” Bisignano said, “It’s a win-win.”
Not everyone is on-board with the program, though. Rand Paul, (R-KY), questioned the move and reiterated his stance against “…any new government program.” Citing ongoing deficit spending, “America just can’t afford this.” The Congressional Budget Office’s initial estimates, however, predict an overall reduction in spending after just the first year. Bisignano went on, “What the numbers show is that every non-white welfare recipient costs americans about $50,000 per year…so with just a few thousand fewer new recipients, we could save nearly $100 million per year. And that’s just the start”
Some critics have argued against the fairness of the program. Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro tweeted “Why do the minorities get all the government support? Where is the help for the rest of us?” And Harold Laughlin with the Cato Institute sternly warned, “Stop with the government handouts already.” However, some have speculated that the money saved by the program could be reinvested into President Trump’s so-called “Baby Bonus” idea that would give families money for having children. Dr Galton expressed optimism about Trump’s plan, “This could encourage genetically strong parents to continue their valuable and productive American blood lines.”
Following his contentious testimony today on Capitol Hill, Robert Kennedy Jr. praised the Purify America social hygiene program at the center of his revamped CDC, “…our Division of Genetic Enhancement will weed out defective genes in order to improve the health and well being of true Americans like our founding fathers and the hard-working people of this great country.” Alluding to declining birth rates, Kennedy offered, “We want the whi- erm, the right people, to re-populate our country with healthy, productive, and valuable genes.”
Vincent Gregory
APWire
