Look, we’ve tried everything. Career politicians, business moguls, that one guy who swore he’d fix the potholes but somehow made them worse. Maybe it’s time we face reality—our best shot at real leadership has four legs, a scruffy coat, and a rap sheet that makes him the most qualified candidate this city has ever seen. […]
In what might go down as the most surreal debate moment in U.S. political history, former President Donald Trump dropped a bombshell: illegal immigrants, he claimed, are “eating the pets” of hardworking Americans. “Folks, it’s happening. I’ve seen it. The dogs, the cats, even your neighbor’s emotional support ferret. They’re gone! Immigrants are pouring in, […]
It crossed my mind that it would be neat to write a piece about Trump and what constitutes a black job. After writing nearly 800 words of unpublishable bilge, I thought better of it. As a white, I’ll tell you what I told myself: No fucking way. The truth is maybe, just maybe, I could […]
The good news is also the bad news in New Orleans. Unlike the usual American politician promising to bring us together simply as a political trope our mayor Latoya Cantrell seems to be doing just that. People of all persuasions in New Orleans are coming to a meeting of the minds over the recall effort. […]
With the city in a continual state of crisis, from debatable evacuation planning to an inability to fulfill basic sanitation necessities, New Orleans has had a tough time. But we at Big Easy Magazine are here to help out the city and maybe the mayor, if she's not too busy getting into bar brawls. […]
Welcome aboard TWA Freedom Flight 669. Here at Trash Weasel Airlines, we aim to make this the free-est flight available. We live or die (just kidding, because we can!) by our company’s motto, "Freedom at any Cost." Here at Trash Weasel Airlines, we encourage you to wear your masks, but we don't require you to. […]
In a tense video that Big Easy Magazine is definitely not making up, Louisiana state Senator Karen Carter Peterson became annoyed when a man testifying regarding taxation compared nicotine in smokeless tobacco products to that of broccoli, which, it turns out, also has nicotine. Who knew? State Senator Karen Carter Peterson, that’s who. But she […]
Another day, another beautiful homegrown pothole in New Orleans. But unlike other potholes, this one is special. The Montegut Springs Unnatural Monument has sprung up, on the 1000th block of, where else, Montegut Street. Brought to you by the New Orleans Sinkhole and Water Board, and much admired by the local citizens, the Montegut […]
In recent sad news for Trump and his fellow Confederates, the Seditionist-in-Chief has been banned from Twitter for being the awful human being that he is. To celebrate, Big Easy Magazine is offering him a brand-new coffee cup as a free gift commemorating his being kicked off his favorite social media platform for good. Although […]
Today has not been kind to New Orleans’ favorite football hero, Drew Brees, after he once again put his foot so far in his mouth that both friends and family feared he would choke. Only a few short months ago Brees was in hot water for his support of the hate group Focus on the […]
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