Our loving friend Satire passed away on April 23rd, 2020, when President Donald “Tide Pod” Trump raised the idea of shooting up Lysol, while inserting UV lamps rectally. Satire had a good run, what with helping put a mirror to civilization, and motivating people through humor, irony and shame to aim to improve themselves and […]
“Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%, in terms of total mortality”– Mehet Oz aka Dr. Oz It is a melancholy object to see the greatest economy that has ever existed in the history of […]
They’ve been waiting for their moment for a long time, and at last, their time has come. According to WWLTV , rats are taking over the French Quarter. After more than a week of rats being deprived of their normal diet of pretzels, pizza, Hand Grenades and fruit peels, the French Quarter’s rat problem has blown […]
Donald Trump. These two simple words evoke quite a number of strong reactions from most Americans. Some react with passionate disgust for the man while others react with blind worship and praise of their false idol. No matter one’s feelings on Mr. Trump, one thing is certain: The man is a huuuuge disease expert. […]
Today is a glorious day for mankind and lab mice everywhere, as Trump announced that his administration has nearly defeated AIDS and child cancer. “We will achieve new breakthroughs in science and medicine,” the president told a giddy crowd. “I see what they are doing. I see it. They show me. The things we are […]
The City Planning Commission, in association with the Hard Rock Hotel committee, has come up with several possibilities for what to do with the current disaster that has building innards leaking out of the Hard Rock Hotel and dropping onto the street at the corner of Rampart and Canal. We, the people will be asked […]
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to run a racist goblin with no knowledge, experience, or interest in understanding the nuances of state and local government, you have a friend in Eddie Rispone.
In strange news today, Joseph Biden was arrested outside Area 51 wearing a Naruto Ninja Headband, and a T-shirt that read “Clap Alien Cheeks” with a picture of a black-eyed, green-skinned alien. Asked why he was there, Biden explained that, “The best way to get out the youth vote is to go where the youth are, […]
As many fans have come to believe, Drew Brees’ recent injury was caused by the distraction that is Big Easy Magazine.
The popular public sharing Blue Bikes are being replaced with a more New Orleans-practical Blue Boats program.
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