A Modest Proposal: A Plan to Reopen the Country

April 21, 2020

“Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%, in terms of total mortality”– Mehet Oz aka Dr. Oz It is a melancholy object to see the greatest economy that has ever existed in the history of […]


The Raso Report: Rat King Conquers New Orleans

March 29, 2020

They’ve been waiting for their moment for a long time, and at last, their time has come. According to WWLTV , rats are taking over the French Quarter. After more than a week of rats being deprived of their normal diet of pretzels, pizza, Hand Grenades and fruit peels, the French Quarter’s rat problem has blown […]


A Democratic Hoax Gone Viral

March 15, 2020

​ Donald Trump.  These two simple words evoke quite a number of strong reactions from most Americans.  Some react with passionate disgust for the man while others react with blind worship and praise of their false idol.  No matter one’s feelings on Mr. Trump, one thing is certain: The man is a huuuuge disease expert. […]


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