Breaking News! Turns Out Antichrist is a Fucking Moron
August 23, 2019
In surprising news today, Donald Trump retweeted that he is loved as the Second Coming of God and the King of Israel.
Category: Satire
Trump Removes Radcliff from Possible Director of National Intelligence Position, Nominates LaPlace’s Bill E. Goat
August 4, 2019
After declining to make Daniel Radcliff (R-Weasel) Director of National Intelligence, it has fallen to St. John the Baptist Parish’s own Bill E. Goat of LaPlace, Louisiana to be Trump’s next pick as intelligence head. Radcliff was dropped after Congress and the media accused him of padding his resume. Members questioned if he really had […]
Uniquely New Orleans: A Guide to Short-Term Potholes
July 31, 2019
Property values continue to skyrocket, and as Airbnbs turn the city into one big short-term rental, everyone’s rent is going up as well. However, many smart New Orleanians are discovering a great solution to both Long-Term Rentals and Short-Term Rentals(STRs) as well. Or as Jeffrey Rogers put it, “After STRs took over my neighborhood, I […]
Trump Announces Reelection Bid–Known Racists and Anti-Semites Withhold Endorsement
June 19, 2019
Tuesday evening, in an Orlando stadium filled to…meh…Donald Trump announced that he is seeking the Republican Party's nomination for 2020.
Infant Gets Upset by Boat’s Name; Shits Pants
June 5, 2019
Upon seeing the name of the ship, Trump cried, smearing his orange tanning juice.
Trump’s Bigoted Support of Alex Jones Gives David Duke Orgasm that Just Won’t Quit
May 15, 2019
Duke applauded Trump's support of Alex Jones saying, "I had no idea Trump knew what country this is! It's like Christmas, a White Christmas!"
Uplifting (Fake) News! Sidney Torres Promises to Buy The Times-Picayune Building
May 8, 2019
Capitalism always creates the best systems, just ask the (former) staff of the Times-Picayune.
Trump, Misunderstood Victim of Liberal Media, Suggests Eating Babies
May 2, 2019
Trump has been ambivalent in the past, having been pro-life or pro-choice depending on whether he was running for President or not.
America’s Top Christian Still Confused About Basic Christianity
April 24, 2019
President Donald “Raw Dawg” Trump was on a roll at the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House.
Jazz Fest Replaces Fleetwood Mac with Gutter Punk Named Kevin
April 9, 2019
As a consequence of hiring elderly people, and in the case of Keith Richards, legally dead, Jazz Fest has had trouble maintaining an actual central act.
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