Jazz Fest Replaces Fleetwood Mac with Gutter Punk Named Kevin
April 9, 2019
As a consequence of hiring elderly people, and in the case of Keith Richards, legally dead, Jazz Fest has had trouble maintaining an actual central act.
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Breaking: EVERYONE Joins Race for Democratic Nomination
April 7, 2019
Like using a drunk monkey with darts thrown at a map of the world to decide your next vacation, the Democratic Party is now running every living (and many dead) people for President of the United States of America. With such a diverse field, the Democrats are slightly hopeful that they can defeat the most […]
Bernie “Cocaine” Sanders Behind Bars, Kamala Harris Denies Involvement
April 1, 2019
While leaving for the airport after giving a speech in San Francisco, Bernie Sanders was apprehended by the SFPD on suspicions of drug possession.
Recent Democratic Party Success Credited to Creator of Fake Animal Testicles
March 19, 2019
After years of rolling over for special corporate interests, new Democratic party members have discovered the power of helping the older members acquire balls.
Raso’s Ramblings – For Immediate Release on Big Easy Magazine Facebook Page: Facebook Down
March 14, 2019
Despite logging out and logging back in, then refreshing their pages, Facebook users on Wednesday found that Facebook still would not load. Many people attempted to reach out to Facebook, but since no one in the world has an actual phone number, their hope was to send a message through WhatsApp, which, like many people […]
Trump Agrees to Only Bomb Brown People
March 11, 2019
It was announced today that the President would only focus U.S. "intervention" on African and Middle Eastern countries, or "shitholes," as he calls them.
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