Top Ten Things to Do With Your Trash in New Orleans

September 20, 2021

  With the city in a continual state of crisis, from debatable evacuation planning to an inability to fulfill basic sanitation necessities, New Orleans has had a tough time. But we at Big Easy Magazine are here to help out the city and maybe the mayor, if she’s not too busy getting into bar brawls. […]

Republicans Commit Amazing Act of Bravery Accepting Joe Biden Won the Election

December 16, 2020

Senate Majority Leader “Moscow Mitch” McConnell finally did as the leader of his party instructed him to do. Once Vladimir Putin accepted Joe Biden as the next President of the United States, McConnell felt confident following the leader, saying, “Many of us hoped that the presidential election would yield a different result, but our system […]

Tide Pod Trump Kills Satire: An Obituary

April 26, 2020

Our loving friend Satire passed away on April 23rd, 2020, when President Donald “Tide Pod” Trump raised the idea of shooting up Lysol, while inserting UV lamps rectally. Satire had a good run, what with helping put a mirror to civilization, and motivating people through humor, irony and shame to aim to improve themselves and […]

Trump Removes Radcliff from Possible Director of National Intelligence Position, Nominates LaPlace’s Bill E. Goat

August 4, 2019

After declining to make Daniel Radcliff (R-Weasel) Director of National Intelligence, it has fallen to St. John the Baptist Parish’s own Bill E. Goat of LaPlace, Louisiana to be Trump’s next pick as intelligence head.  Radcliff was dropped after Congress and the media accused him of padding his resume. Members questioned if he really had […]

Uniquely New Orleans: A Guide to Short-Term Potholes

July 31, 2019

Property values continue to skyrocket, and as Airbnbs turn the city into one big short-term rental, everyone’s rent is going up as well. However, many smart New Orleanians are discovering a great solution to both Long-Term Rentals and Short-Term Rentals(STRs) as well. Or as Jeffrey Rogers put it, “After STRs took over my neighborhood, I […]

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