The Raso Report: Mice Rejoice as Trump Claims Cures for AIDS and Cancer “Very Shortly”
January 14, 2020
Today is a glorious day for mankind and lab mice everywhere, as Trump announced that his administration has nearly defeated AIDS and child cancer. “We will achieve new breakthroughs in science and medicine,” the president told a giddy crowd. “I see what they are doing. I see it. They show me. The things we are […]
